Saturday, April 30, 2016

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Hats are the worst


And so is the local NFL franchise.



According to a silly baby that doesn't know how comfy hats can be.


Sunday, April 24, 2016

Better out than in

Andrew pointed out today that Baby X has been out of the womb longer than he was in in.  Born after an official count of 35 weeks 4 days, Baby was cut out because he was growing too slowly, and his blood pressure drop too low.  Now at 37 weeks 2 days on the outside, he's still small for his age, but closing in. (Still 0 percentile, except his head, which is 11 percentile as of last check up)

He's got a sweet little grin for everyone.  He rolls and rolls on the floor like a bowling ball.  He loves to grab onto paper and shred it to bits.  Fabric, too, is a favorite.   No more laying placid in your arms, he wants to sit up and see the world.  He coos, and gurgles, babbles, and seems to know his name.  He has mastered the downward facing dog, and working on staying on all fours. He loves apples, bananas, pears, sweet potatoes, and his bottles.  He could do without avocado, green beans, and banana flavored rice husks.

He's our tiny guy, and we love him so much.






Update :  4.27.16. Baby army crawled today to get a toy.  And this kid doesn't stay where you put him anymore.

Saturday, April 9, 2016

The Legend of Baby Bunyan

The Rocky Mountains breed tough people.  It's a hard life, trying to tame the frontier.
In so much wilderness, a baby is bound to be pretty wild, too.

In a bare little cabin, deep in the woods, a child was born.  His parents have him an ax and an ox named Blue.


The day after he was born, Baby Bunyan, and Blue the ox ate a breakfast of 20 eggs, a pound of oatmeal and a gallon of milk. 


Later that morning, Baby Bunyan sharpened the blade on his ax.  "Time to get some work done.  I bet I can clear this valley in a day or two."


"This is a good place to start."  And in a minute or two, he'd chopped the tree to a pile of firewood.

He trued up this blade again.




"Another good tree."  And Baby Bunyan chopped it down in just another minute.

Seeing his ax still looked sharp, he chopped down a few more.


"I could do this all day.  What do you think, Blue?"  Blue lowed, happily.



Before the morning was gone, he'd felled a dozen trees. 

And had enough firewood to last into next winter.  


The next day, Baby Bunyan had an idea for a big project.
"Come on, Blue, let's get some good wood to build a raised bed for a garden.  My mom is going to need to grow a lot of food.  I'm getting bigger everyday!"



He sharpened his ax.


Baby Bunyan and Babe hunted the forest for the tallest trees.  "Thesr look like good oned," he said when he saw a stand of hundred year old pines, as tall as mountains.
The two of them made quick work of it, cutting the trees into long logs.


"I think we have enough logs.  Blue, do you think you can haul them into place?"
Blue bellowed, which Baby Bunyan took to mean agreement.

"I'll get this log harnessed.  Then, when I say 'Pull', you pull.  I'll help, too.  Okay, Blue?"  
Blue lowed, and settled got ready to dig in his heels.

"Ready?  Pull!!"
Blue pulled.  Baby Bunyan heaved. 


"That's it, Blue!  We're doing it!"
They spent the day moving logs made from the huge pines, forming a large square. 

"Good job, Blue!  That's the last one," he said, as Blue slid the giant log into place.

"Mom is going to be so excited."


After a long week's worth of work, Baby Bunyan and Blue took a rest. "We did a good job. Didn't we, Blue?"  The ox grunted, and bumped happily into Baby Bunyan's leg.
 After drinking a gallon of apple juice, they sat on the porch of that cabin, sang songs, and enjoyed telling stories back and forth
The End.
























Saturday, April 2, 2016

Late night party in the crib

"How you doin'?  Having a good time? "

"Hey, let's get some refreshments for my friends over here!"

"Oh, yeah, I'm digging this haircut on you, lamb.  It frames your face."

"Anyone up for a game of peek-a-boo?"

"Come here, you're adorable."


"Love you, party animals!  WHOA!"